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"I rigged my cellular to send a message to my PDA, which is online with my PC, to get it to activate the voicemail, which sends the message to the inbox of my email, which routes it to the PDA,…"
"Calculations which required a $20 million machine eight years ago can be done on a Mac cluster costing about $11,000."
"AOL is like the cockroach left after the nuclear bomb hits. They know how to survive."
"Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology."
"Information and communications technology unlocks the value of time, allowing and enabling multi-tasking, multi-channels, multi-this and multi-that."
"Technology favors horrible people."
"The spoken word was the first technology by which man was able to let go of his environment in order to grasp it in a new way."
"The telephone wire, as we know it, has become too slow and too small to handle Internet traffic. It took 75 years for telephones to be used by 50 million customers, but it took only four years for the Internet…"
"All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value."
"We started putting together a "hotlist" of favorite sites from David and myself, and we called it "Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web" Before we knew it, people from all over the world were using this database that we…"
"I also introduce skills like using a hula hoop or jumping rope. I think many kids this age need a break from the computer or video games to learn these very important physical skills."
"Complexity kills. It sucks the life out of developers, it makes products difficult to plan, build and test, it introduces security challenges, and it causes end-user and administrator frustration."
"The best programmers are not marginally better than merely good ones. They are an order-of-magnitude better, measured by whatever standard: conceptual creativity, speed, ingenuity of design, or problem-solving ability."
"We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology."
"It is not a language's weakness but its strengths that control the gradient of its change: Alas, a language never escapes its embryonic sac."
"Apparently, Windows 98 is going to be renamed 'Diana, Princess of Windows'. It's overrated, overpriced, consumes loads of resources and crashes spectacularly..."
"A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light."
"Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy."
"The cybernetic exchange between man, computer and algorithm is like a game of musical chairs: The frantic search for balance always leaves one of the three standing ill at ease."
"Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer."
"Moore's Law - The number of transistors and resistors on a chip doubles every 24 months"
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are–by definition–not smart enough to debug it."
"Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys."
"I think Amazon is the preeminent pioneer in building a new way of doing commerce: personalized, database-driven commerce, where the big value is not in the purchase fulfillment, but in knowing as much about a customer base of ten or…"
"A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing."
"Of course, the best way to get accurate information on Usenet is to post something wrong and wait for corrections."
"If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet."
"A great lathe operator commands several times the wage of an average lathe operator, but a great writer of software code is worth 10,000 times the price of an average software writer."
"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
"In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration"."
"Silos can't interoperate unless the technology does."
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"From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it."
"As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such thing as a free variable.""
"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
"The advance of technology is based on making it fit in so that you don't really even notice it, so it's part of everyday life."
"True innovation often comes from the small startup who is lean enough to launch a market but lacks the heft to own it."
"Efforts to protect critical computer networks have unfortunately not kept pace with the march of technology."
"I’ve finally learned what ‘upward compatible’ means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes."
"The mass majority of computer users are conservative. They want to use the software they're used to using."
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
"Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming."
"Well Microsoft really does develop some really interesting technology."
"You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
"Too few people in computer science are aware of some of the informational challenges in biology and their implications for the world. We can store an incredible amount of data very cheaply."
"Getting Information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant."
"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."