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Good programmers use their brains, but good guidelines save us having to think out every case.
Francis Glassborow
I get mail, therefore I am.
Scott Adams
I don't want to be left behind. In fact, I want to be here before the action starts.
Kerry Packer
I rigged my cellular to send a message to my PDA, which is online with my PC, to get it to activate the voicemail, which sends the message to the inbox of my email, which routes it to the PDA, which beams it back to the cellular. Then I realized my gadgets have a better social life than I do !
Tom Ostad
I see no progress in this industry. These clocks are no faster than the ones they made a hundred years ago.
Henry Ford
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
If a program manipulates a large amount of data, it does so in a small number of ways.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Edsger W. Dijkstra
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