Technology Quotes

If google made $1 everytime someone used them to find an answer to a tech support question, they would own microsoft.

It is a commonplace of modern technology that problems have solutions before there is knowledge of how they are to be solved.

Hey ! It compiles ! Ship it !

One does not learn computing by using a hand calculator, but one can forget arithmetic.

A program without a loop and a structured variable isn't worth writing.

In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.

Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

E-mail — When it absolutely, positively has to get lost at the speed of light.

Too few people in computer science are aware of some of the informational challenges in biology and their implications for the world. We can store an incredible amount of data very cheaply.

The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.

If brute force doesn't solve your problems, then you aren't using enough.

They're growing at three to four times the personal computer market.

The fact that I have entered into IT-related business is proof that businesses have to evolve and keep with time. One has to re-invent continuously.

Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACS in 1 sq. cm.

What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer? It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton hotel on its peak.

Microsoft is now talking about the digital nervous system... I guess I would be nervous if my system was built on their technology too.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

In C++ it’s harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.

You think you know when you can learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.

Los Angeles County officials have asked that manufacturers, suppliers and contractors stop using the terms 'master' and 'slave' regarding computer hard drives, saying such terms are unacceptable and offensive. Additionally, the term 'e-mail' will now be called 'e-person letter', 'dumb terminals' will now be 'CPU-challenged monitors' and 'Unix' will be referred to as 'sexually dysfunctional operating system'. Obviously, 'fingering' is now banned entirely.

Adapting old programs to fit new machines usually means adapting new machines to behave like old ones.

From the time I was 7, when I purchased my first calculator, I was fascinated by the idea of a machine that could compute things.