"We kid ourselves if we think that the ratio of procedure to data in an active data-base system can be made arbitrarily small or even kept small."

"Windows NT addresses 2 Gigabytes of RAM, which is more than any application will ever need."

"They're growing at three to four times the personal computer market."

"I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing."

"Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes."

"In programming, everything we do is a special case of something more general -- and often we know it too quickly."

"'Intel Inside': The world's most widely used warning label."

"Making something variable is easy. Controlling duration of constancy is the trick."

"NO, You cannot dial 911, I'm downloading my mail !!!"

"Ever notice how fast Windows runs ? — Neither did I."