Technology Quotes

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

These are best-of-breed computers for consumers looking for the best technology available for advanced multimedia and entertainment applications.

Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

The advance of technology is based on making it fit in so that you don't really even notice it, so it's part of everyday life.

Technology favors horrible people.

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.

From the time I was 7, when I purchased my first calculator, I was fascinated by the idea of a machine that could compute things.

It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.

INSERT DISK THREE' ? But I can only get two in the drive !

Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will its most harmful error be discovered.

In software, we rarely have meaningful requirements. Even if we do, the only measure of success that matters is whether our solution solves the customer’s shifting idea of what their problem is.

God never made his work for man to mend.

They're growing at three to four times the personal computer market.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.

The bulk of all patents are crap. Spending time reading them is stupid. It’s up to the patent owner to do so, and to enforce them.

A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.

The idea is that instead of going to an online retail site ... and buying a physical CD and having it shipped to you, you actually can buy the song and download the song to your computer hard drive.

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

A program is never less than 90% complete, and never more than 95% complete.

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

The computer reminds one of Lon Chaney -- it is the machine of a thousand faces.

The fact that I have entered into IT-related business is proof that businesses have to evolve and keep with time. One has to re-invent continuously.